So we saw THEE IMPALA today. Somebody give these men an award.
I was in that car!!!!!!!! I thought your photos might turn up here!!!!
I was the one driving the stalker car lol
You did an amazing job keeping up with us!!
Yes, I drag race on the side lol……not really
Hahaha that’d be awesome if you did!!! Did you guys hear Back in Black blaring from the car?
Oh, my shes so popular lately!! Well we met through a friend at school and one day I set with them at lunch and we met started to become friends and got closer and closer till one day she came over and we were hanging out and well one thing led to another and we kissed and we’re together and I couldn’t be happier!!
Omg can you imagine a Homestuck theme park?
You come in and immediately get killed
nepetas spining teacups
equius’s strength tester (everyone gets peasantblood )
gamzee’s fun house and freakshow ( id love the gamzee section)
eridan and feferis water corners
tavroses midevil themed sector
kanayas giftshop( only clothes)
terezis rainbow park( everything has a light smell and it has ALLLL the candy and chalk in a store)
karkats area ia always closed down with a big sign reading “fuck you all this is my place “
solluxes videogame arcade
johns indoor skydiving
daves music center
a podium in the center where either kankri or the signless come and start giving a speach
… should i go on?
I’D GO TO THAT SPEECH
Betty Crocker consession stands
A meet the Grand Highblood (like a mall santa, except when you sit on his lap instead of telling him what you want for christmas you have to beg for mercy)
Doc Scratch’s CD/DVD/Video game store
Darkleer’s archary range
A live stage preformance of a battle at sea between Mindfang and Dualscar
Summoner’s Petting zoo
A big stage for strife shows
Roxy’s bar (can there be alcohol at a theme park idk)
An area for Derse and all Derse themed rides
Prospit with all Prospit themed rides
God Tier makeover place where like you can get a God Tier costume and weapon
People payed to walk around in cosplay and greet you and shit (WHERE DO I SING UP FOR THAT JOB DEAR FUCK)
Jake’s Movie Theater with a John theater where all the shitty movies are played and Karkat’s theater where all the romcoms are played
Pumkin Party In Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse roller coaster cuz i can see that being a super awesome roller coaster
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Mituna and Latula’s skate park
A strife arena (Sort of like those things where you hit each other with foam swords and shit)
Meulin’s Shipping Corner (Where you sit down and talk about ships, crayons and paper are provided for shipping walls)
Her Imperious Condescension’s Whack a Lowblood
Eridan’s Not As Cool Whack a Lowblood, Whack a Landdweller
Dirk’s robotics (Like where you can build a toy robot or something)
Terezi’s Murder Court (where you can go though like those interactive stories where you run around a giant area to find shit and solve the clues then you find the killer and take it to court)
A rollercoaster or something based on davesprite, because we all want this
The Felt and the Midnight Crew showdown (4D movie)
Sweet bro and hella jeff’s blog (i dunno, something like a stand)
Ms.Paint art house
Planets (Where you can visit the planets like the land of wind and shade or like a ride through it like little world in disney)
I WANT THIS TO BE REAL SO BAD OH MY GOSH
Why hasn’t anyone thought of an in depth detailed cascade rollarcoaster ride?
Sweet jesus I wish this was a thing. I would goddamn live there.
How about a Prospit/Derse rollercoaster like dueling dragons? One in white and one in black, spinning together, then the white one goes through this misty glittery tunnel and the black one goes through this hall of horrors and the prospitans come out all enchanted and moony and the dersites come out all cranky and traumatized. Just like the real thing!
I WILL CRY
I’ve seen this post before I became a homestuck and I really thought that’s a cool idea.
Now I’m in tears because imagine how amazing this would be…
And cosplayers everywhere.
You could make friends on an instant because everyone loves the same thing as you.
Imagine having your wedding there, with the Signless as your priest and all the homestucks watching a couple dressed as their OTP getting married.
So much this, especially for the last post.
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And stay safe girlies.
Keep everyone safe regardless of gender.
Not trying to call out the previous commenter, just wanted to be sure to include others.
I hate timezones.
WHERE DID ALL THESE NOTES COME FROM
Seems many people deal with this problem that timezones give us ;u;
No they are not, that last anon is just an ass and was using “Tranny” as a derogative term is all, and they used to have a blog but no longer do due to personal reasons I’m not allowed to tell.
No clue how long this has been here, oops!! ;^n^ sorry!! Anyways, I would never hurt Cricket theyre in good hands trust me!